I’m a Doctor with No Job. Me, I Don’t Have No Patients. I Keep Pacing Back and Forth, I Keep Racing.

The world wasn’t ready for these SIGNS pictures on Monday. I’m not sure the world can handle them now, but I can’t hold them back any longer:


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Beaver, Iowa – The jewel of Boone County.

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Grand Junction, Iowa – The jewel of Greene County

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Jefferson, Iowa – They have an A&W, that is the only positive thing I’ll say about Jefferson.

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Churdan, Iowa – Home of moderate high school athletic success in the 1980s

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Paton, Iowa – Home of the Globe Conspiracy

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Dana, Iowa – Making Paton look good since 1907

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Boone, Iowa – God’s Country

I took all my signs on a little road trip on Saturday. As is known to happen to me, I got obsessed into my own little world and lost track of time. I missed the Methodist Men Potato Peeling Party. They managed without me.

That is all I have to say about these pictures. You’re welcome world.