A lifetime ago I knew this girl that was entering a wet t-shirt contest. She was explaining to Jesse, Jay and I her strategy for winning this contest.
We tried our best to explain to her that there really is only one strategy for winning a wet t-shirt contest.
That strategy, of course, is “Skin to Win!”
She didn’t believe us.
While you are probably wondering why I am telling you the story of somebody that would sell their dignity so cheaply, the answer is simple. On a recent wet morning, I wandered out of my house and took a few pictures of some wet plants.
I hope you find them to be as sexy as I do.
If you are wondering, this girl’s strategy was about teasing. She did in fact lose to a girl that knew the cardinal rule of wet t-shirt contests.