Recently I picked, trained, and raced a turtle in the Colo Derby. We were quite victorious, as I’m sure time and history will record. Below is a photo of my loyal steed.

Some of the other combatants from that day will claim that my turtle did not win. They will cite a video as their flimsy evidence. I have no doubt that when the video from the man on the grassy knoll surfaces, I will be vindicated and lauded in a manner that befits me.

PARTICULARS

CAMERA: SONY-SLT-A65V
ISO: 100
FOCAL LENGTH: 60mm
APERTURE: f/4
EXPOSURE: 1/100
DATE: 06/04/2016 16:54
LATITUDE: 42.01001°
LONGITUDE: -93.34610°
PHOTO ASSISTANT: Micky Augustin
PHOTO EDITING SOUNDTRACK: “Blue Train” by John Coltrane from BLUE TRAIN

THE CHRISTOPHER D. BENNETT TRIVIA QUIZ

QUESTION 13

My website is named after my favorite Bible verses. What is that chapter?

ANSWER: Psalm 139

BONUS

What is my second favorite Bible verse?

ANSWER: Ephesians 4:29

I was actually quite shocked by how few people got this one right. I’ll try to remedy that in some way in the future.