“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You’ll be mad, but it will be too late.”
A couple alternate versions of Amplification.
I should point out that the opening joke isn’t to imply that Shannon is a fun-sized candy bar that will disappoint you, even though she did her hair in a “fun style” for these pictures. It is just that I don’t get many chances to use magnifying glass humor, so I had to cash in when I got the chance.