I Always Credit My Enemy

When I present a bee picture, I always ask for a moment of silence to remember the millions that lost their lives in Houston during that terrible bee attack in the 1970s.

Please observe that moment of silence now.


Bee at the Iowa State Fair

So then this lady from Jersey says, “You know why New York pizza is the best pizza in the world? It is because of the great water in New Jersey. It is the best water in the world. They ship it into New York to make their pizza. That is why it is so great.”

Then she paused.

“I do like how everything is so cheap here. I saw a thousand dollar Mamiya camera here for $20. I know because I used to be in the photography industry. I called my friends in New York and asked them if any of them wanted me to pick it up for them. They haven’t called me back.”

At this time, I knew why they hadn’t called her back.

Steph said, “Maybe you would want to buy that camera.” to me.

Jersey looked at me and said, “It is manual. You probably couldn’t use it.”

Oh yeah, this is why everybody hates people from New Jersey.

PARTICULARS

CAMERA: SONY SLT-A65V
ISO: 100
FOCAL LENGTH: 60mm
APERTURE: f/5.6
EXPOSURE: 1/200
DATE: 08/20/2016 – 15:55
LATITUDE: 41.59489°
LONGITUDE: -93.55134°
PHOTO ASSISTANT: Steph
PHOTO EDITING SOUNDTRACK: “Dearest” by Buddy Holly