Since a few people have been asking, I am making a formal announcement.
THERE IS NO CHRISTOPHER D. BENNETT BIRTHDAY EXTRAVAGANZA AKA BENNETT-FEST THIS YEAR!
The reasons are multiple and complicated, but it is probably your fault. If you search your heart, you know it to be true.
So there will be NO:
– Baby Got Rack Award Winning Barbecue
– Hardcore Firetub Action
– Sidewalk Chalk
– Golden Retriever
– Master’s Playlist
– Stimulating Conversation
– Catching up with old friends
– No photos like the ones below
Better luck in 2018. I have the idea for that year’s invite. I just need to find some volunteers and some costumes.
2 thoughts on “Valley Lodge is Closed”
…Can’t you do invite photos, anyway? For science.
I probably spent almost as much money on the invites as I did on the party last year. I can’t do invites without the party. I get too emotionally invested in the invites.
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