You know, I thought that the hatred that some of the men I know, the ones that suffer from toxic masculinity, have for flower pictures was borderline obscene. That was I encountered the irrational hatred of my wasp photography.
They are fascinating, beautiful creatures. Learn to love them. Unless you’re allergic. Then learn to love them from a distance. A good distance.
But for all the haters that never gave a young wasp a chance to shine, I say “Peace” and this is the final set of wasp pictures from 2019. We out!
Pick mic back up.
Seriously. You know what a bee does when it stings you? Rips out its butthole and dies*.
You know what a wasp does when it stings you? “It says, I’m just getting started son.”
I’ll just close with a joke:
A wasp expert walks into a record shop
He goes to the owner and asks if they have the new edition of wasp sounds 2020.
The record shop owner says that they have it in stock and asks if the wasp expert would like to listen too it before he buys.
The wasp expert agrees and the record is placed on the record player.
The pin goes down and all of a sudden a horrible buzzing noise emits from the machine.
The wasp expert is horrified stating that in all his years of being a wasp expert, he has never heard anything as far from wasp sounds in his life.
The record shop owner looks confused until he notices something.
“Sorry” says the record shop owner, “I was playing it on the bee side!”
Drops mic again.
This is your reminder that this week’s theme for THE WEEKLY PHOTO CHALLENGE is MUSIC:
A MUSIC photo is any photo of MUSIC being created or played or of anything that might be used to create or play MUSIC.
Happy photo harvesting!
*Yes, I know this is only honey bees.