I went to the Women’s March a few weeks back. I couldn’t stay for very long because I had 1 PM tickets for the Iowa State Cyclones beatdown of the #8 Texas Tech Red Raiders. So I showed up early hoping other people would show up early.
On my walk to the assembly grounds I snapped a few photos of the Capitol and of some of the statues on the Capitol grounds:
WARNING! THERE BE BOOBS BELOW!
There was a small group of children that had their jaws drop when they saw the Soldier’s and Sailors’ Monument. They were apparently shocked by its depiction of Iowa as mother. Offering nourishment to her children. Their parents hurried them along.
Nice boobs, Iowa!
Can’t get enough of saying, “Check out the funbags on that state!”
“Honk if you love Iowa’s honkers!”
With a rack like that, Iowa definitely doesn’t have to worry about developing a personality.