The world wasn’t ready for these SIGNS pictures on Monday. I’m not sure the world can handle them now, but I can’t hold them back any longer:

Beaver, Iowa – The jewel of Boone County.

Grand Junction, Iowa – The jewel of Greene County

Jefferson, Iowa – They have an A&W, that is the only positive thing I’ll say about Jefferson.

Churdan, Iowa – Home of moderate high school athletic success in the 1980s

Paton, Iowa – Home of the Globe Conspiracy

Dana, Iowa – Making Paton look good since 1907

Boone, Iowa – God’s Country

I took all my signs on a little road trip on Saturday. As is known to happen to me, I got obsessed into my own little world and lost track of time. I missed the Methodist Men Potato Peeling Party. They managed without me.

That is all I have to say about these pictures. You’re welcome world.