These pictures are from backup/Old My Pictures/Beaver Massacre
I’ve try to come up with a good reason for why these pictures exist, but I can’t really defend them.
I will just try to explain what the general idea was supposed to be. These were supposed to be “Production Stills” for a movie that didn’t exist, The Beaver Machete Massacre.
Why?
I don’t know. I think Beaver looks like the set of a horror movie and I owned a machete.
Here they are:
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I believe Jay was the first person to fall under my blade. Sometimes when two great artists get together a creative synergy occurs and amazing things are done. Sometimes they do garbage like this…
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Bill was next and by this time my maniacal hillbilly character had bought a new plaid shirt. I think it was quilted so he wouldn’t get cold during the long winter nights in the woods.
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By the time Willy had come around, I had lost the machete. But I had found an axe. Locally there was a clothing sale at Big Bear and the maniacal hillbilly had picked up yet another quilted flannel shirt.
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We drove all the way out to Ledges, we might as well take more than one shot.
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Poor Steph. Why did she ever agree to such a thing.
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Jesse was next. I think this was done on his lunch break. Apparently I had found a hammer by this point.
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I think we found that bottle littered on the ground at Wakefield Woods.
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Jesse used to have a similar look on his face when he saw that he was going to have to defend me on the basketball court.
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I’m pretty sure that Jay took these cinematic shots.
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Jesse must have really been into this little project.
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I must have found the machete again. The look on Andy’s face almost makes this old project worthwhile.
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Take that Old Navy!
Next week’s folder is backup/Old My Pictures/County Fair 2004