Category Archives: Tenderloining

Tenderloin Trail 2.0: Hamlin, Iowa

A few weeks back I went on a road trip with Nader that included the State Center Rose Festival, dropping off my entries to the Iowa State Fair Photography Salon AND lunch at Darrell’s Place in Hamlin.

I’ve actually written a post about Darrell’s Place over a decade ago when I visited the place with Baier. It was the first restaurant to win Best Tenderloin in Iowa and no joke it is definitely one of the best tenderloins I’ve ever had.

Here are some pictures:


Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
So cheap!

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
Pepsi!

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
This guy and his potato salad!

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
Seriously. I don’t know anybody that loves potato salad like Nader loves potato salad.

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
Nader’s chicken strips.

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
The goodness.

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place
1st bite.

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 - Darrell's Place

If you are ever near Hamlin, Iowa and I mean remotely near, you should make a detour and eat there. The food is absolutely amazing! I kind of want to stop there again when I go to Omaha in a couple of weeks, but I also have my eye on a couple of other restaurants for that trip.

The next food adventure will involve ice cream!

Food Truckin’: Ames Food Truck Park Field Work

Several weeks back I went to the Ames Food Truck Park to get lunch during another arduous day at the Computer Mine. The Food Truck seems to me mostly empty during the work week, but on this day there was a food truck there by the name of Chicago Treats. I pulled over and ambled up to the truck to check out their offerings.


Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
I got the Italian Beef because of the show THE BEAR.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
The guy working was super nice and seemed passionate about his food.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
So the sandwich actually wasn’t great.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
The seasoning on it was so strong it actually burned my mouth, but not in a good way.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
The fries on the other hand were the truth.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
So goooooood!!!!

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
And weird was it wasn’t like a hot burning. But just way too strong.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
Picture by former miner Jesse.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
Last bite.

Food Truckin': Chicago Treats
A very messy sandwich to eat.

The short version is that I would give Chicago Treats a second chance, but I would not get the Italian Beef again. I would order those fries again in a second.

Next Sunday’s food adventure will involve the Tenderloin Trail 2.0.

Taco ‘Bout It: Ames Field Work

This post isn’t a new food adventure. This is a place I’ve eaten at frequently, but I don’t think I mention it enough and I feel like I should put on record that I love me some Rico’s Tacos! Sometimes I take them for granted and I certainly don’t hit it enough. But I’ve started to get it back into my regular rotation since I’ve been working from the Computer Mine for two months or so at this point.

Plus another impetus is that while I love tacos, I often forgot about Taco Tuesday. But in the last few weeks Elizabeth has taken it upon herself to remind me that it is Taco Tuesday. This isn’t because of Rico’s. And may God have mercy on your soul if you think Taco Tuesday means Taco Bell or Taco John’s whichever one of those hellholes does the Taco Tuesday thing. I don’t eat at either of them. Well… to be honest I occasionally (when I’m not eating healthy) will go through Taco John’s for a heaping bowl of Potato Oles. I’m not proud of this fact, but they always give Naima a treat in the drive-thru and if you think that doesn’t count big time in getting me to go to a restaurant you have not been paying attention.

But I digress…

When Elizabeth sends me a message about Taco Tuesday, she is talking about the taco special at Whiskey River. The fact that I have hit up the delicious Whiskey River tacos a few times in recent weeks is not what this food adventure is about. The Whiskey River tacos are great. Rico’s Tacos are better.

So when I went to Rico’s recently, I decided to document it and make a formal endorsement. There isn’t much that I have formally endorsed. I should compile that list some day. I know it goes deeper than Little White Lye Soap, but not much deeper.

Rico’s pictures:



Rico’s is a food truck, but it never moves.


You can get other things from Rico’s but tacos is in the name!


Note the Mango Jarritos.


They give you a beeper that notifies you when your food is ready.


So ready for some tacos!


I went for one azada, one pollo, one adobada, and one chorizo.


So good!


Making me so hungry!

Taco 'Bout It: Ricos Tacos
Mango Jarritos is the best and so few places stock it.

Taco 'Bout It: Ricos Tacos
I might have licked the container. No shame!

This is an endorsement, so you don’t even need to ask if I would pursue Rico’s Tacos. I pursue them on a consistent basis.

Rico’s Tacos can be found at:

624 East Lincoln Way
Ames, Iowa

They are currently open 11 AM to 8 PM Tuesday through Saturday.

The next food adventure will also involve a food truck.

Like A Big Pizza Pie: Homework

Recently I was given a gift of a Ooni Pizza Oven. Jesse felt some kind of obligation to give me something for letting him crash at my place for a few months last year. Completely unnecessary, but I won’t turn down the pizza oven.

One night Jay (who is a pizza chef of some note), Jesse (a pizza eater of some note), and I (also a pizza eater of some note) got together to take it for its maiden voyage.

Because we didn’t really know what we were doing, I tried to make it fairly easy and maybe went too low end on one of the ingredients.

Here are some pictures from the maiden voyage:



It is wood fired, but it can be modified to also run on propane.


The fire is at the back of the oven.


While I was making the pizzas up, Jay got the fire going with some old matches.


Good fire makes good pizza.


Pizza 1: Sausage, hamburger, white onions, red onions, mushrooms, and green peppers.


Inside the belly of the beast.


We badly underestimated how quickly it cooks. Lesson 1. Turn pizza at the 1 minute mark or under.


Pizza 2: Really more of the same.


Also learned to lubricate the peel to make it easier to turn the pizza.


Pizza 2 a touch burnt, but still delicious.

My one real regret with the ingredients for the maiden voyage was that because I was trying to make everything quick and easy, I went too low end on the sauce. I got Hy-Vee pizza sauce and it is trash. It is runny and bland tasting. Even after I tried to church it up a bit by mixing in some Italian seasoning.

I have a really good sauce recipe from some family friends that I’ll have to crack out someday. I also have their crust recipe as well.

Anyways, if you ask nicely, I may invite you over for pizza some night. I also have a tentative plan to take it camping some time. I just haven’t found the right camping trip yet.

Next Sunday’s food adventure is more of an endorsement. An endorsement that doesn’t need to be made. But I’m going to make anyways.

I Scream: Polk City Field Work

Today is Naima’s birthday! But you already know that because it is on the physical Photography 139 Calendar and because I have no doubt that many of you have shown up today to shower her with gifts.

Happy birthday Naima!


Colorful - Alternate

Naima's Dickcissel Adventure

Naima at Dickcissel Park

Naima at Dickcissel

Naima at Dickcissel

Naima Blue Filter Test

Yellow Filter Test

Naima vs. Mother Goose

The New Hotness

If You're Looking for Hope

Naima at Ledges

WPC - ANIMAL ALTERNATE

Lensbaby Velvet 85

Assemblage

You're So Good When You're Bad

I Wore Makeup When We Dated

I hope it was a great birthday! I hope we went for a car ride or to the park or you got some alley time or you got to poop in the neighbor’s yard or that Stan gave you treats or maybe even I even took you to church or out to lunch or we went to Dairy Queen for a pup cup or that I got you a new pig or a new hedge hog or a new area rug. I hope we did some or all of these things. But I know for sure you got more than your fair share of treats.

Happy birthday Naima!

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A few Sundays back Teresa, Andy, and I went out for lunch after church. After lunch, which we ate at Jester Park, Teresa and I went looking for ice cream.

I saw this sign hanging in a Jester Park bathroom:


I Scream: The Creamery

But when we showed up at the Jester Park Outdoor Recreation & Wellness center, they didn’t have any ice cream. They had sold out the previous day. However, since we were near Polk City, we busted over there to try The Creamery.


I Scream: The Creamery
Located on the Polk City Town Square, it is easy to find.

I Scream: The Creamery
The day we were there, there was a long line that extended out the door. But the staff was efficient and we got through quickly.

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

I Scream: The Creamery

If I remember correctly, I went with Ultimate Brownie. What I do remember for sure is that it was delicious! I believe they serve Ashby ice cream, which always hits the spot.

Of course, you know I subscribe to the Ted Lasso philosophy on ice cream:

Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.

I would definitely hit up The Creamery if I was near Polk City again. But I would get something different than my standard cone. I saw this kid get some kind of bubble gum ice cream thing and it looked amazing. I don’t know what it was, but I want one.

You can find The Creamery at:

221 West Broadway
Polk City, Iowa

It is open during the summer from 12 PM to 9 PM seven days a week.

For next Sunday’s food adventure, I didn’t even leave my house.

Tenderloin Trail 2.0 – Graettinger Field Work

A pox upon me for a clumsy lout. Yesterday I forgot to wish Jen a happy birthday in this forum. (Don’t worry I still wished her a happy birthday in another forum. It is called text messaging. Kids, ask your parents what that is.)

So happy birthday Jen!


June 24
Happy birthday!

I know you were on the road for a good chunk of the day, but I hope it was still a day full of joy and wonder.

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After we left the bakery in Sioux Center, we drove east to Graettinger for lunch. In Graettinger there is a restaurant I’ve long wanted to eat at. It is on Tenderloin Trail 2.0, it was once the runner up for best tenderloin in the state of Iowa (meaning the world), and it was one of the 10 finalists for best burger in the state of Iowa this year.

There is no way to hide it. This was one of the best tenderloins I’ve ever had and one of the best burgers I’ve ever had. I ordered a tenderloin and Jesse ordered a burger and then we cut them both in half and swapped. Like an old married couple. Or like is somewhat expected when you go on a food adventure with me. Unless you have a notoriously unrefined palette.

I would say, not only was the burger great and the tenderloin great, so were the fries, the cheesy fries, the cheese curds and the brownie. Also, equally awesome was the owner/manager/chef Barry. We must have talked with Barry about food for close to an hour.

Here are the pictures:


Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
That is an inexpensive tenderloin. 9 bucks and a side????

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
I wanted Jesse to go for the Peanut Butter Burger, but he pussed out and got the The Hole in One Burger. But I can’t say he made a mistake.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
So many starters I want to try here.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Cheese balls.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Hillcrest fries. So delicious.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
That is homemade beer cheese sauce.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Homemade ranch dressing.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
You don’t let any of that cheese sauce go to waste.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Those are sweet potato fries and they were the only miss. But easily forgivable.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
The Hole in One Burger.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Their Award Winning Fries.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Nader got the Wisconsin Rancher.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
1st bite of the tenderloin.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Jesse first bite of the burger.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Jesse’s first tenderloin bite.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Last bite of the tenderloin.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
My first bite of the burger.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
View from our table.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
The brownie. More on that later.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
PrairieMoon on Main in Prairieburg won in 2020, I haven’t had it, but I will someday soon.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
Hometowns of people that have eaten there from Iowa.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
From the United States.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
From the world.

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa
They also have a hot wings challenge that only requires you to eat one wing.

While this might cost me a little bit of street cred on the tenderloin circuit, but I confess that I liked the burger better than the tenderloin. But I would knock down either one in a second.

Birdie’s, Burgers, & Brews ranks the highest on my restaurant scale, it gets the rating of:

I would pursue eating at this restaurant!

I would gladly eat there again. It is over 2 hours from my house and I would gladly drive it to eat there again.

A note, I bought the brownie, but I did not eat it there because I was full and I had plans for ice cream on the trip home.

After Graettinger we stopped in West Bend because Jesse and Nader had never seen The Grotto of the Redemption. I thought there was an ice cream place in West Bend, and there is, (Homestead Country Store) but it was closed. Which means I will have to get back to West Bend to eat there at some point.

Instead, we stopped in Fort Dodge and ate at The Dariette. The Dariette isn’t a new experience for me. I’ve eaten there a few times and it is a favorite of longtime Photography 139 supporter Michelle.

Here are a few pictures:


The Dariette - Fort Dodge, Iowa

The Dariette - Fort Dodge, Iowa
Blue raspberry.

The Dariette - Fort Dodge, Iowa
Delicious blue raspberry.

The Dariette - Fort Dodge, Iowa
The crew.

You know I have the Ted Lasso policy on ice cream:

Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.

The Dariette’s specializes in soft serve ice cream. The flavors change weekly. Michelle recommends their peach, but I’ve never had it. I’ve never had anything that disappoints…

You can find The Dariette at:

17 S. 12th Street
Fort Dodge, Iowa

It is a little tricky to find and get to, so if you miss the turn a few times. Don’t feel shame. If you do, the ice cream will wipe that away once you figure out how to get to it.

But back to the brownie…

I might have left Birdies, Burgers & Brews without the brownie, but it comes with a great story. Well, I think it is cool. Barry (the owner/manager/chef) uses a lot of recipes from the 1920s that he learned when he was a cook in a hospital in Kansas. I know there is a stigma with hospital food, but maybe not from the 1920s. Or at least there shouldn’t be.

The brownie recipe isn’t from the hospital though. It is his great, great grandmother’s recipe:


Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

Birdies, Burgers, & Brews - Graettinger, Iowa

His great, great grandmother could cook, cause this brownie slaps, as they say. I even ate it when it was at least a day old and it still slaps!

I can’t say enough good things about Birdies, Burgers, & Brews!

You can find it at:

701 South Cedar Avenue
Graettinger, Iowa

It is located on the grounds of the Hillcrest Golf & Country Club. I confess, I’ve been surprised on my food adventures that so many golf course serve an excellent tenderloin. I’m blue collar as it gets and I come from a blue collar background. The tenderloin is a blue collar sandwich. Ain’t nothing blue collar about golf. But if golf courses keep turning out food like this, I might change my tune on golf courses.

But right now I’m still in the George Carlin camp on golf.

Next Sunday’s food adventure will involve ice cream.

Flapjackin’: Orange City Field Work

Back in mid-May I loaded Jesse and Nader up and hit the road for my annual birthday road trip. This time, the main thing I wanted to see was the Orange City Tulip Festival. I’ve been to the Pella Tulip Festival a few times, so I wanted to see how Orange City’s Tulip Festival compared.

My main reason was I wanted to do a little flowertography, but I also just wanted to enjoy the sights and sounds and of course the food!


Orange City Tulip Festival
These 2 old guys and their bad backs…

Orange City Tulip Festival
The craft market.

Orange City Tulip Festival
Windmill!

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival
Tulips!

Orange City Tulip Festival
Canal!

Orange City Tulip Festival
Tour of Orange City!

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival
We didn’t eat here, but I love the name!

After the tour we hit the first snack of the day. Poffertjes!

Poffertjes (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈpɔfərcəs] are a traditional Dutch batter treat. Resembling small, fluffy pancakes, they are made with yeast and buckwheat flour. Typically, poffertjes are a sweet treat, served with powdered sugar and butter, and sometimes syrup or advocaat. However, there is also a savoury variant with gouda cheese.

I’ve had poffertjes before in Pella at Krestmarket. They are delicious!


Orange City Tulip Festival
The poffertjes magicians.

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

I could have eaten 5 or 6 of these baskets and not even given it a second thought. If you have a chance to knock down some poffertjes, do it. You will not regret it.

After the first snack, we headed to the Dutch Market to find more delicousness.


Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival
Fried Almond Patty

Orange City Tulip Festival
The fancier poffertjes.

I should have taken more pictures of the Fried Almond Patty. I should have taken more pictures of the booth that made it. It was a church booth that had three “buildings”. The first one is where you ordered. The second one is where they made your food. Then at the third one, your food was delivered by conveyor belt. Finished off and handed to you.

Don’t get me wrong. The poffertjes were fantastic. But the fried almond patty was a revelation. I sometimes lay await at night thinking about it. Then when I finally go to sleep, I dream about it. I should have bought more, but I was saving room, because after we left Orange City, more food adventures were on the way!

On our way out of town we stopped at a local meat market and store:


Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival
The line for poffertjes wrapped around this corner, down that walkway, then around another corner, then in the back of the building, and then all the way through the building.

Orange City Tulip Festival
Windmill.

Orange City Tulip Festival
On our way to the call we ran into a Dutch chorus.

Orange City Tulip Festival
A sweet float.

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

When I was rooming with Tony in Chicago I told him that I was hitting up the Orange City Tulip Festival. Tony was from this area and he asked me if I was in the area, could I go up to Sioux Center to Casey’s Bakery and grab some Almond Patties for him.

Sioux Center was sorta on the way to wear we were going to lunch, so we hit Casey’s Bakery:


Orange City Tulip Festival
Turned out they were out of almond patties, so I had to buy him a frozen case so he could bake them himself.

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival

Orange City Tulip Festival
Kolaches have become a part of my life lately and these resemble kolaches, so I considered buying these to bring back for my kolache people, but they aren’t kolaches. So I passed. But I thought about it.

Next Sunday’s food adventure will actually be a continuation of this road trip. There was quite a bit of food adventuring that happened this day. Spoiler: It was all good! Actually all great!

Food Truckin’: Ames Food Truck Showdown Field Work

Today is Bethany’s birthday, so happy birthday Bethany!


Pufferbilly Days

I hope your birthday has all the happiness you can handle!

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About a month back, Kim and I met Elizabeth in downtown Ames for a “Food Truck Showdown” after a hard day of swinging the pick at the Computer Mine. Then after Jesse laid down his pick for the day, he joined us too. The event consisted of about a dozen food trucks that were competing to win some kind of prize. It was WAY busier than I expected. I had hoped to try multiple food trucks, but the place was packed and the lines were crazy long. In fact, I don’t think Elizabeth even got to try any food before she had to take off to do some adulting.

After making a loop around the place I decided on a place called Hotsy Totsy*. A food truck, that in addition to having an amazing name serves a wide variety of loaded tots. They serve other stuff, but when going to a food truck called Hotsy Totsy, you get the tots and you like it!

And I did! In fact I more than liked the tots. I loved them. I ordered the Buffalo Chicken Tots. Kim got the Gyro Tots. Jesse didn’t get anything. Can’t take him anywhere.

Here are some pictures:


FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES
A picture of Elizabeth bailing that I didn’t realize I had taken.

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES
How can so much goodness exist in such a little container?

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES
I may have licked the paper. It is hard to say.

Kim couldn’t finish off her gyro tots, so she twisted my arm and I finished those off as well. I did love the Buffalo Chicken Tots, but I think I like the Gyro Tots even more. It’s a real Sophie’s Tots Choice.

After letting the tots settle we ambled down the street to get some ice cream being made by a John Deere, I don’t really know exactly what it is, thing. It doesn’t matter what it is. If it is John Deere, I’m onboard.


FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

FOOD TRUCKIN': DOWNTOWN AMES

I stand by the old Ted Lasso quote:

Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.

It wasn’t the best ice cream I’ve ever had, but it was still ice cream.

I’m not sure how much my tots cost because Kim bought them for my birthday. The ice cream was $5.00.

I can’t tell you much about Hotsy Totsy because their website isn’t the best, but it is definitely a food truck I would pursue if they were in my area!

The ice cream… there are better options around.

The next food adventure I’m going to share involves a bunch of Dutch nonsense. Delicious Dutch nonsense.

*Hotsy Totsy was heavily endorsed by Clevenger. This is historically a strike against it. I’ve never met anybody with such bad taste in food as Clevenger, but with Hotsy Totsy I think we may have turned a corner and found some common ground.

Food Truckin’: North Grand Mall Field Work

A couple Fridays back I actually got to leave work early on a Friday. Due to our staffing levels, that has been a pretty rare phenomenon. Frequently if I take off early when working from home, I will celebrate by driving over to Jefferson and hitting A&W. I enjoy the simple things in life. Don’t judge. Or do. I’ll sleep the same either way.

Since I’ve been working exclusively from the Computer Mine the last several weeks, Jefferson felt a touch too far. Instead, I decided to celebrate getting set free early by hitting a food truck. As luck would have it, the food truck On the Hook was selling their whares in the North Grand Mall parking lot.

As the whistle blew, setting me free from my wage slave shackles for a few days, I bid a fond adieu to my fellow miners and headed up north.

On the Hook is a food truck that specializes in fish and chips. From their website (onthehookfishanchips.com):

On the Hook specializes in line-caught wild Alaskan cod fish and chips. We begin with the highest quality cod sourced from the cold clean waters of Alaska. This, however, is not just any Alaskan cod. Our cod is caught using hook and line, brought aboard individually, and immediately headed, gutted, and flash-frozen. This ensures a perfectly preserved fresh-caught quality and tenderness. We hand-coat our cod with our home-made beer batter, created by our founders over months of experimenting. To top it off, our founders also created signature dipping sauces for each meal to create the perfect dish.

It isn’t a local food truck (so Logan would be proud of me). It is a franchise of some sort. They have food trucks in about 15 states. They do come to Boone every once in awhile, so it isn’t exactly a new food adventure. However, it had been a minute since I’ve eaten there, so it felt worthy of documenting.

To cut to the chase, they sell a pretty good fish and chips.

Here are some pictures:


Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook
You could be next fish in the Ada Haydn pond!

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

Food Truckin': On the Hook

$15.00 feels pretty steep for fish and chips, but I can’t deny that this meal did fill me up.

It was a tasty meal, although it did taste like they were a touch past the time where they should have changed out their oil.

I would definitely get food from On the Hook again, but if I was in Ames and was feeling the need for fish and chips, I would go to the Mucky Duck.

Next food adventure will also involve a food truck.

I Scream: Monroe Field Work

Today is Jorge’s birthday! So happy birthday Jorge!


2016 Birthday Party Invite

I mean, anybody willing to pose for a picture like this deserves to have an amazing birthday!

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A few weeks back Carla, Teresa, and I drove to What Cheer, Iowa to hit up their flea market. The original plan was just to hit up the concession stand at the flea market, but by the time we made the rounds everybody seemed to feel that eating in a place with air conditioning was the actual better plan.

What Cheer isn’t flush with restaurants, so we drove to Oskaloosa and ate at Tasos’. I have eaten there before, so it doesn’t really qualify as a new food adventure. But I thought I would share a picture of the small pizza I got there and knocked down.


Pizza is Power: Tasos Steakhouse

Pizza is Power: Tasos Steakhouse

This is the House Special. It has pepperoni, sausage, beef, Canadian bacon, green pepper, onion, and mushroom. The small pizza ran me $16.00. A medium is $17.50 and a large is $19.00. It was delicious and I definitely recommend Tasos’ if you are ever in Oskaloosa or the Oskaloosa area. They have much more than just pizza.

But the real point of this post is Jersey Freeze in Monroe. Full disclosure: I have been to Jersey Freeze a few times. So this technically also isn’t a new food adventure. However, Micky claims that I have been doing Jersey Freeze wrong. He claims you have to order the the Van & BonBon Jersey Freezer.

Here is how I order my ice cream, and feel free to take notes:

1. If they have hard ice cream, hard ice cream in a waffle cone. If they don’t have hard ice cream, go to #2.
2. If the employees working the ice cream stand appear to be high-speed, order a malt. My go to is raspberry, but sometimes I’ll zag and go cherry or blueberry or peanut butter or banana or chocolate. If the employees don’t look super adept, go to #3.
3. IF the employees don’t look like masters of their craft, order a shake. The reason for this is that sometimes an unskilled ice cream employee can burn a malt. Too much malt powder is not a good thing. If they don’t have shakes for some reason, go to #4.
4. Order a Blizzard. But since Dairy Queen has the trademark on the term “Blizzard” on lock, order whatever this mom and pop ice cream palace calls theirs. In Iowa, Cyclones is a popular substitute name for obvious reasons. At Dairy Freeze, they call their “Blizzards” Jersey Freezers. I’m all over the map on these, but something that had peanut butter and chocolate is always good. Nay, always great! But if I’m feeling cheap, go to #5.
5. Soft-serve ice cream. However, under no circumstances do you order Flavor Burst ice cream. Flavor Burst is an abomination and should be stricken from the face of the earth.

But because Micky rarely (but sometimes) steers me wrong, I thought I would give this Van & Bonbon Jersey Freeze a shot. I have no clue what Van & Bonbon is. I grew up in a blue collar house where we didn’t have fufu flavors like Van & Bonbon.

Here are some pictures:


I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze

I Scream: Jersey Freeze


I got the medium which ran me $5.50 plus tax. I’m not sure what was in there really. There were little candies that I think were bonbons (blue collar background, I don’t know about these rich people candies) and a metric ton of fudge. It was good. I mean it is ice cream. It is like the quote from TED LASSO:

Ice cream is the best. It’s kinda like seeing Billy Joel perform live. Never disappoints.”

But with no apologies to Micky, I’m going to stick with my go to at Jersey Freeze. A raspberry malt. He can have the fufu flavors.

Jersey Freeze has a cool history. This is from their website (jerseyfreezemonroe.com):

In 1992, brothers Brad and Lynn Donahue were sitting around one day, hungry for some ice cream. That’s when the idea struck them….Monroe needed an ice cream store. So in May of 1992 Jersey Freeze opened in a custom built building next to Monroe Foods in downtown Monroe. The new store had one ice cream machine and one cash register.

Where did JERSEY FREEZE come from? To answer that question, we need to look to some 1950 history. A couple by the name of Ethyl and Everett Tyrrell operated the original Jersey Freeze in a small (12 X 12) building that sat on the NE corner of the square in Monroe.

In the early 1970’s the Tyrrell Jersey Freeze fell victim to “progress” when Highway 14 was widened to 4 lanes and took out JF.

Rumor has it that Everett raised Jersey cows and that’s how the name JERSEY FREEZE originated. Since the Donahue ice cream store was within a few feet of the original JF site, the name was a natural.

Brad and Lynn contacted Mrs. Roy (Mary) Tyrrell Cupples in Nebraska and asked for her permission to use the Jersey Freeze name. She thought that was a great idea. The name is now owned by and registered to Donahue Bros. Inc.

By 2000, Jersey Freeze had outgrown their building. Since Highway 163 was being re-routed south of Monroe, a location near the 163 and Highway 14 intersection seemed like the place to be. In July 2000 Jersey Freeze No. 2 opened for business in a new building on the corner of Highway 14 and County Line Road.

In 2005 the original downtown location was closed. Donahue Bros still owns the building and it is occupied by ALL ABOUT PIES.

By 2014 Jersey Freeze had outgrown the second building and in the fall of 2014, construction began on the newest Jersey Freeze building located just across the highway from store #2, between Casey’s and Subway. On April 17, 2015 Jersey Freeze opened in their new building.

Popular features of the new store include the drive up window, a larger parking lot, a larger canopy seating area, and new menu items which include the pie Jersey Freezer made with pie from ALL ABOUT PIES, seven flavors of THELMA’S Ice Cream Sandwiches, and Smoothies.

Employees enjoy the spacious work area and more serving windows.

Lynn Donahue is the owner of Jersey Freeze. Kelsey LaZella and Lainy Wilson assist him in managing the store.

I’m definitely going to be looking into this whole pie situation very soon!

Jersey Freeze can be found here:

Highway 14 South
Monroe, Iowa

My food adventure rating system is:
+ Would I pursue it.
+ Would I eat there again.
+ Would I only eat there again if it was for somebody’s birthday and this is where they want to eat.
+ Would I skip a friend’s birthday if they chose to celebrate it there.
+ Would I hope it burns down.

Jersey Freeze is definitely a place I would pursue.

Next Sunday’s food adventure will involve a food truck and sending a message to all the fishies at Ada Haydn.