Movie – Megamind

Director: Tom McGrath (Madagascar, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa)

Screenwriter: Alan Schoolcraft & Brent Simon; Both their first film as a writer.

Starring: Will Ferrell (Anchorman, Stepbrothers, Talladega Nights), Brad Pitt (Se7en, Fight Club, Babel), Tina Fey (Mean Girls, Date Night, 30 Rock), David Cross (Mr. Show, Run Ronnie Run, Arrested Development) and Jonah Hill (Super Bad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Get Him to the Greek)

Theater – Cinemark Movies 12 – Ames, Iowa

Companion – Nader Parsaei

Food – Chinese Homestyle Cooking

Intellectual Honesty

I love David Cross.  He and Daniel Tosh are kind of 1A and 1B for my favorite comedian.  I would watch David Cross do about anything.  That includes be in Scary Movie 2. Mr. Show is still the greatest show ever. Arrested Development is one of the Top 10 shows of all-time as well.  I also love Tina Fey.  Not enough to watch 30 Rock, but I think that is because I’m sick of people telling me I should watch it.  Also, I can’t stand Alec Baldwin. However, if David Cross was in it, that would surely trump my hatred of Alec Baldwin and I would start watching.

Baggage

I don’t particularly enjoy Will Ferrell in starring roles.  Anchorman is entertaining.  I enjoy Elf. But Talladega Nights is simply wretched, despite the fact that Amy Adams is in it. You all know how I feel about Amy Adams. I would rather watch anything with Will Ferrell than watch Jonah Hill.  I can’t figure out why he still gets work.

Synopsis from IMDB

After super-villain Megamind (Ferrell) kills his good-guy nemesis, Metro Man (Pitt), he becomes bored since there is no one left to fight. He creates a new foe, Titan (Hill), who, instead of using his powers for good, sets out to destroy the world, positioning Megamind to save the day for the first time in his life.

Review

Will Ferrell is actually fairly decent in this film.  Tina Fey is great. David Cross is brilliant, of course. Brad Pitt is barely in it, but is great.  Jonah Hill sucks it up beyond belief.  That is particularly hard to believe considering this is an animated film.

I don’t know if there is particularly much to say about this film.  It is decently written. The animation is good, but probably not all that special. Especially compared to the work Pixar does.  The characters are likable. The ending is satisfying.

The best part of the movie is Megamind’s interactions with Minion. I also enjoyed the references to Superman.  I’m not a comic book guy by any stretch of the imagination, but I enjoyed the references to the first Christopher Reeve Superman movie.

In essence this is an enjoyable kids movie that has enough going on to entertain adults as well. I enjoyed the movie, but I will have forgotten it exists in about 3 years.

Rating

3.0/5 Caramels

Buy on DVD

Not likely.  But I would definitely watch it again.

2010 Ranking

3rd Best Animated Film I’ve seen this year. How to Train Your Dragon and Toy Story 3 are both much better.

Bonus Information

I had to endure an ad for some Glenn Beck thing before the movie started. I remember when that guy wasn’t a complete psycho doucher.  That feels so long ago.  Some people think I’m liberal because I believe decent Health Care is a right and not a privilege. Other people believe that I am conservative because I hate poor people. (The 2nd part is a riff on a Daniel Tosh joke.) The truth is that I’m not an ideologue at all. I favor common sense and solving problems.  Neither political dogma has a monopoly on the right answers. I don’t hate Glenn Beck because he is conservative. I hate Glenn Beck because he never tells the truth. You are entitled to your opinion, but you aren’t entitled to your own facts.  The point is, seeing him on the movie screen made my movie experience at least 15% less enjoyable.

Up Next

Conviction, Unstoppable, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 and Morning Glory. I would still like to go see Waiting for Superman and Fair Game while they are still in Des Moines. 127 Hours comes to Des Moines next week as well. I will DEFINITELY be making a trip to Des Moines to see 127 Hours! Good thing I have lots of free time Thanksgiving week.

Movie – RED

Director: Robert Schwentke (The Time Traveler’s Wife, Flightplan)

Screenwriters: Jon Hoeber (Whiteout) and Erich Hoeber (Whiteout)

Starring: Bruce Willis (The Sixth Sense, Die Hard, Pulp Fiction), Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds, The West Wing, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford), John Malkovich (Dangerous Liaisons, Being John Malcovich, Secretariat), Helen Mirren (The Queen, Excalibur, Calendar Girls) and Morgan Freeman (Glory, Driving Miss Daisy, Seven)

Theater – Cinemark Movies 12 – Ames, Iowa

Companion – Nader Parsaei

Food – Mongolian Buffet

Intellectual Honesty

I love Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren. They are great in everything they are in and make everything they are in better.  I don’t necessarily love Mary-Louise Parker, but since the show Weeds has been thrust upon me several times by several different people, I genuinely like her as well. I also favor Bruce Willis, but recognize that he has made just as many bad movies as good movies.

Baggage

As a general rule I don’t like comic book movies.  I’m sure some comic book guy living in his parent’s basement is uttering the term “graphic novel” right now. Government conspiracy movies often do very little for me as well.

Synopsis from IMDB

Based on the cult D.C. Comics graphic novels by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner, RED is an action-comedy starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren.

Frank (Bruce Willis), Joe (Morgan Freeman), Marvin (John Malkovich) and Victoria (Helen Mirren) used to be the CIAs top agents but the secrets they know just made them the Agencys top targets. Now framed for assassination, they must use all of their collective cunning, experience and teamwork to stay one step ahead of their deadly pursuers and stay alive. To stop the operation, the team embarks on an impossible, cross-country mission to break into the top-secret CIA headquarters, where they will uncover one of the biggest conspiracies and cover-ups in government history.

Review

I have numerous complaints about this movie.  It is hard to pick out my top complaint, but it might be the fact that the trailer reveals all the funny lines and all of the best action sequences.  There are no good surprises in the movie.  There needs to be a technical name for a movie where all of the good parts are in the trailer.  Until I figure out if there is a name for it, I’m going to call it Trailer Revelation Disease.  This movie suffers from TRD.

There are positives to the movie. The main characters are genuinely likable.  The movie is well acted. There are some decent action sequences.  There is definitely chemistry amongst the actors. That is kind of where it ends.

The main problem with RED is that it is poorly written.

There is sequence after sequence that doesn’t seem to make sense. Or dialogue that makes you scratch your head.

For example, Richard Dreyfuss shows up as the bad guy.  He gives a long speech about how he is the bad guy.

Another frustrating aspect is that Morgan Freeman is supposed to be 80 years old and suffering from Stage 4 Liver Cancer.  Morgan Freeman does not look anything like somebody that is suffering from cancer.  Let alone Stage 4.

The film dwells on setting up things, but doesn’t give you much of a payoff for what you are expecting.  For example, John Malkovich’s character makes a big deal about carrying around a stuffed pig, but when he actually opens up the pig to reveal what is inside of it isn’t anything special and it is barely used.

Another failing of the movie is with the character that is in charge of pursuing and terminating Bruce Willis’ character. By the end of the movie you are supposed to see him as an honest and likable character.  Devoted to his children.  However the scene that introduces this character to the audience shows him murdering a guy while talking to his wife on the phone. Not endearing.  Not likable.  His character doesn’t exactly go on a journey where he is “changed” either.

At the end of the day, RED is decent enough entertainment, but this cast deserved a much better written script.  Something where at the end of every scene you weren’t left wondering “why did they do that”?

Rating

2.0/5 Caramels

Buy on DVD

Not a chance, but I won’t mock people if I see this is their DVD collection.

2010 Ranking

This isn’t a Top 10 or Bottom 10 movie.

Bonus Information

Still pumped up for The Fighter and True Grit.  Cautiously optimistic about Unstoppable.  Intrigued by The Dilemma.

Up Next

Megamind, Conviction and Unstoppable

Movie – Hereafter

Director:  Clint Eastwood (Unforgiven, Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, Letters from Iwo Jima)

Screenwriter: Peter Morgan (The Last King of Scotland, The Queen, Frost/Nixon)

Starring: Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting, The Bourne Identity, The Departed), Cecile De France (High Tension, Around the World in 80 Days, L’auberge espagnole)

Theater – Cinemark Movies 12 – Ames, Iowa

Companion – Nader Parsaei

Food – King Buffet

Intellectual Honesty

I love Clint Eastwood movies.  I love movies that he is in, but I love movies he directs even more.  I consider Unforgiven to be the greatest western ever made.  I’ve been a sucker for Matt Damon movies ever since Good Will Hunting. That reminds me that I still need to buy Good Will Hunting on Blu-Ray. This is one of the movies I’ve been most excited for all year.

Baggage

I don’t think I carried any into the theater with me actually.

Synopsis

A drama centered on three people who are haunted by mortality in different ways. George (Damon) is a blue-collar American who has a special connection to the afterlife. On the other side of the world, Marie (de France), a French journalist, has a near-death experience that shakes her reality. And when Marcus (Frankie/George McLaren), a London schoolboy, loses the person closest to him, he desperately needs answers. Each on a path in search of the truth, their lives will intersect, forever changed by what they believe might-or must-exist in the hereafter.

Review

This is a truly great movie.  I read some reviews complaining that this movie has a new age view of death.  I would not consider that a valid criticism.  The movie doesn’t reveal any theories about what life after death is like.  It very clearly states that it doesn’t know.  You know what?  Nobody else knows either.

From a Christian perspective, I have no clue where this view that heaven will involve bouncing on clouds and playing harps came from.  But it isn’t in The Bible. In fact, The Bible doesn’t say much about heaven besides it was created by God, is everlasting and is immeasurable.

So while Hereafter’s depiction of life after death doesn’t include clouds, pearly gates and harps, it isn’t a new age view of heaven.  Its view of life after death is consistent with everything we truly know about what life after death is like.  Which is to state that we know nothing.

Matt Damon is great (as usual) as George a psychic who can make a connection with the dead.  His brother Billy (played by Jay Mohr)  pushes him constantly to go into business to use his gift to make money.  George repeatedly tells him that this ability to talk to the dead isn’t a gift.  It is a curse.  A curse that makes any chance at a normal and/or happy life impossible.

This point is brought painfully home when George meets a woman at a cooking class.  There relationship is advancing when she finds out he can talk to the dead.  In one of the best scenes in the movie (a movie filled with great scenes) she begs him to give her a reading.  When George finally relents, he connects with her father who apologizes for molesting her as a child.

Even though she tells them that they are still “okay”, she stops coming to cooking class, essentially ending their relationship.

In addition to George’s story, the film also follows two other stories.

The second is the story of French report Marie. She drowns in the tsunami that his Indonesia in 2004.  She is brought back to life, but she can’t forget about what she experienced when she was dead.  She tries to return to her normal life, but rather than being able to concentrate on politics, she becomes infatuated with her near death experience.  It tears up her life as her co-workers and boyfriend treat her as if she is insane.

The third is the story of Marcus.  Marcus and his twin brother Jason take care of themselves and their drug addicted mother.  Jason is killed on the way back from the pharmacy with medicine for his mother. This leaves Marcus completely alone in the world. He is placed in foster care and becomes infatuated with contacting Jason.

Marcus’ story is perhaps the most heartbreakingly beautiful in a collection of stories that are all beautiful and well… heartbreaking. I normally despise child actors, but Frankie and George McLaren are wonderful.

The movie concludes when all 3 stories intertwine at a Book Fair in London.

Without revealing the ending, it was very satisfying.

This is just a very hauntingly beautiful movie that deals with a very serious subject in an intelligent way.

My only criticism of this film is that I wish they would have also explored the issue on whether or not it is even right to make money on George’s curse.  George’s brother is very excited about making money on this “gift”. He even refers to it as a duty. George runs from this duty because it has ruined his life. But I would have liked to have seen the issue of whether or not it is even a duty explored a little bit more.  Furthermore, if you have this kind of gift, is it right to commercialize it?

If you are wondering, I consider John Edward to be a fraud, but also about the biggest scumbag on this planet.

Rating

4.0/5 Caramels

Buy on DVD

Definitely

2010 Ranking

#3 – Behind The Social Network and Inception.  Right above How to Train Your Dragon.

Bonus Information

We were late to the theater, so we didn’t get our customary seats in the last row.  That was kind of a bummer. Saw the preview for the True Grit remake again.  I’m definitely getting excited for it.

Up Next

Red.  Then maybe Megamind or Conviction or Waiting for Superman.