With the Plastic Eyeballs

Not everybody can be a winner. Like people who get really angry about Participant ribbons. Those people aren’t winners.

These pictures are the people-who-get-mad-about-Participant-ribbons of the FOOD theme for the WEEKLY PHOTO CHALLENGE. Submitted with bits of commentary.


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What I eat for breakfast about every Saturday. Because I like to eat healthy.

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I’ve only been to corporate whore Starbucks once in my life, (Kim Barker made me go.) but this is what how I think about the cup “controversy”.

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This picture was to suggest the size of the “Pile” Biscuits and Gravy. You’d be surprised to know how much Photoshop went into this image.

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If loving chocolate milk is wrong, then I’m dropping this course and auditing a different one where my opinions are considered right.

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I love sweet tea so much I should live in a place with a more moderate climate and have less of a work ethic.

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Thanks Taco Bell! I was looking for a sign. Unfortunately she said “In what world?” and now I’m depression eating your disgusting tacos to feel… anything. You win twice.

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The Condiment Basket.

I somehow doubt there will be so many losers next week.

4 thoughts on “With the Plastic Eyeballs”

  1. Jonathan Thomas has a theory that all of the best breakfast foods come in “pile” form. And that, whenever you go to a breakfast joint and they have a special food item, it’s just one of their regular foods in “pile” form.

    I like the sweet tea one best, although I don’t actually enjoy sweet tea.

    I have forgotten to bring my camera to work every single day this week. You will likely either be receiving a phone photo or nothing from me.

  2. Johnathan Thomas. Was that the kid on HOME IMPROVEMENT?

    The Pile is hash browns, biscuits and gravy, your choice of meat, and 1 egg. Your choice. I used to get the special every Saturday, which was basically chicken fried steak, but one day I got it and it tasted a little fishy. I haven’t gotten over that. They also have awesome breakfast burritos.

    I haven’t calculated if there are enough lyrics to cover a whole year of losers. There probably aren’t any losers this week. There was a WORK photo shoot, but some of those pictures will just be leaked over time.

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