Category Archives: Road Trip

I Left You by the House of Fun

I went up to Minnesota for the Super Bowl. Well, not really for the Super Bowl, but more for the activities surrounding the Super Bowl. I can’t afford a ticket to the Super Bowl. I work at the Computer Mine, not Goldman Sachs or some other place populated by white collar criminals.

I thought I’d share a few pictures of Nora from the weekend:


Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

Nora - Super Bowl Weekend - 2018

She has the strange quality of getting cuter every time I see her.

I did experience a strange bit of luck on the way back from Minnesota on Monday morning. But the story starts several weeks back.

In early January I put my car in the ditch for the first time in my life. I was running late for my shift at the Computer Mine and was driving a little too fast and hit a slippery spot of road and that was all she wrote. At the time, I thought this was karma catching up to me for years of driving by cars in the ditch and pointing and laughing, but maybe that wasn’t it.

Maybe, just maybe, rather than being punished, I was being warned.

You see, ever since I put my car in the ditch, I’ve been driving slower in wintry conditions. Monday morning, I-35 was just such a set of conditions.

I left Burnsville and heading back to the Cyclone State at about 8:30 or 9 AM or so. The first hour or so out of the Twin Cities the roads weren’t bad and there wasn’t any weather to talk about. I was making good time and I figured that I’d make it back to Ames to starting swinging my pick by about 11:30 or so.

Then when I hit Iowa, the weather started to get a little sketch. The road was still in decent shape, but white out conditions would hit every few minutes. I stopped at the rest area in Dows to drain my bladder and grab a road trippers lunch. Gas station pizza.

I hit the road and the conditions got worse and worse. Due to the white out conditions I slowed way down. Soon I became the slowest car on the road.

When I hit the Story City area the roads got way worse. I was actually beginning to fantasize about not going to the mine at all. Just blowing by and going home. Calling it a day before my day even started.

Then I got to the 13th street exit in Ames. The roads got way worse. Then there was a complete white out. I slowed down to about 15 miles per hour. When I came out of the white out, I saw a scene that looked like the zombie apocalypse. There was about 20 cars in the ditches or the shoulder or facing the wrong way or clearly damaged and driving backwards on the shoulder. There was enough of an opening in the carnage that I was able to skate through and continue on to work.

Once there I saw news stories that the area I had skated through had went from 20 cars to a massive 70 car pile up.

Here is a screen capture from the DOT Camera:


Here is the video (you have to be on the website to watch the video):


The video starts about 5 minutes after I went through this area. You can’t quite make out where the beginning of this pileup starts.

I take from this, that I was very glad that put my car in the ditch a few weeks ago, because my Monday could have ended up being really bad.

Algona is an Anagram for Analog

Still hammering away at that back log. Here are a few pictures from my trip to Algona with Joe.


Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

Algona, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

West Bend, Iowa

We went to Algona so Joe could pick up a van to server as a distribution center for his cannabis oil business. The trip didn’t work out. We didn’t come home with the van. However, I got to meet Joe’s dad, which was a fascinating experience. Plus we swung through West Bend to see the Grotto of the Redemption. Then to cap it off, we supped at Tom Thumb’s in Fort Dodge.

All in all, it was a great day at sea!

Dignity, Always Dignity

Getting back to the backlog, here are some pictures on the way home from my trip to South Dakota with my Mom:


Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

Dignity Statue

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

The Corn Palace

Hungry Dog

Hungry Dog

Park in Correctionville

The stops included DIGNITY OF EARTH & SKY, The Corn Palace, and the Hungry Dog for lunch. I reiterate my love of The Hungry Dog!

I didn’t know anything about DIGNITY OF EARTH & SKY before the trip. It was just something we came across on the trip. It overlooks the Missouri River near Chamberlain, South Dakota. It is 50 foot high and I love it.

It also manages to be way less creepy than the Big Jesus statue in Sioux City.

Still probably about 4 or 5 more blog posts coming about this trip!

The Selfie Project – Denouement

It is over! The Selfie Project is over! But we should have a couple last looks at all that was “accomplished”!

Here are my favorite pictures from December:


December 2, 2017
December 2

December 4, 2017
December 4

December 6, 2017
December 6

December 7, 2017
December 7

December 9, 2017
December 9

December 11, 2017
December 11

December 12, 2017
December 12

December 13, 2017
December 13

December 16, 2017
December 16

December 17, 2017
December 17

December 18, 2017
December 18

December 20, 2017
December 20

December 21, 2017
December 21

December 22, 2017
December 22

December 23, 2017
December 23

December 24, 2017
December 24

December 28, 2017
December 28

December 29, 2017
December 29

December 30, 2017
December 30

January 1, 2018
January 1

Here is a photomosaic of the December 31 selfie:


Selfie Project - Mosaic

This photomosaic consists of 3000 tiles. 1 images is used a maximum of 10 times. If you would like to see the image at full resolution, click on the link below to download:

FULL RESOLUTION PHOTO MOSAIC

I also made a video featuring all 367 images. You can watch it below:



Of course, if you subscribe to this blog via email or RSS Feed, you will have to physically go to this blog entry to view the video!

It was a good project and while at least Michelle is sad to see it go, it is time to put it to bed. Maybe I’ll bring it back in 2019.

Refreshed from Time to Time with the Blood of Patriots and Tyrants

Thought I would share a few cruddy cell phone pictures from my recent trip to Memphis with Russell and Jesse to watch Iowa State’s 21-20 beatdown of Memphis in the Liberty Bowl:


Liberty Bowl Road Trip
You know you’re in Memphis when you walk into a hotel lobby and there is a musician setting up shop.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Beale Street

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Greetings from Memphis!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Beale Street

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Supper!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Delicious Chicken and Waffles #wafflelife

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
I want this Sam Cooke table.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
The King

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
The King’s Final Resting Place

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
In front of the gates at Graceland

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
First time in Mississippi.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Amazing Waffle House Experience. Waitress told us that she loved our “Northern Accents”. #wafflelife

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
We will be sending a very nice letter to Waffle House about this amazing waitress!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Back to Tennessee.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
This many people gathered to watch ducks walk from an elevator to a fountain. To John Philip Sousa.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Some college football fanbases don’t have any problems filling a baseball stadium.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
The Memphis Redbirds play in a beautiful stadium.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Post pep rally fireworks.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Selfie Time!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Cozy Corner is a big recommend. Their barbecue spaghetti, not so much.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Delicious, delicious ribs!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
With the owner. Teenage Cyclone fan for the photobomb!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
The National Civil Rights Museum located where Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Watched the Iowa State basketball debacle here. These musicians were solid, but made the night slightly uncomfortable.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
More Beale Street.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Apparently Iowa State fans like their Busch Light.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Even More Beale Street.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Admittedly, not my best work. #wafflelife

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
ISUCFVMB

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Sea of Cardinal and Gold

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Cyclones!!!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Dig those sweet chrome helmets!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
This flyover by a FedEx 747 was both slow and scary.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Weirdest halftime show ever? The Isley Brothers and other stuff.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Victory Formation!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Sing the alma mater!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Victory Selfie!

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Jumbotron? Try minitron.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
I’ll be strolling into church some Sunday with this jacket.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
21-20* Should’ve been 28-20, but refs aren’t perfect.

Liberty Bowl Road Trip
Leave these guys alone for a moment and they are staring at their phones.

There are plenty of real camera pictures that will be released eventually, but thought I’d get these out early. I didn’t take the real camera into the Liberty Bowl. A myriad of reasons, but in the end, you just need to know that it didn’t work out.

Memphis’ stadium is a little dumpy. It isn’t a complete dump, like where Kansas and Missouri play. But it isn’t nice like where Kansas State or Iowa or of course like Jack Trice.

I have to commend Russell. He survived almost 3 full days with me and Jesse. That isn’t an easy feat for most people. He is horrified that I photograph my food, but he is going to have to learn. That is how Bennetts roll. It is genetic. I swear it!

To surmise, it was a great trip that ended with a Cyclone victory! I’m already making plans for next year’s bowl game trip. Who wants in?

That Last Album Was Heavy, That Last Album Was Gritty, How You Gon’ Match That?

The world wasn’t ready for these LOW PERSPECTIVE pictures on Monday. I’m not sure the world is ready for them now. But I can’t hold them back any longer:


LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

LOW PERSPECTIVE - ALTERNATE

Most of these pictures were taken in Memphis. Others were taken in my backyard. One was taken in my kitchen.

You’re welcome world.

2017 – Year in Review

Time for a look back at 2017. While it was a disaster for our country and for the world, it wasn’t so bad for me personally.

Here are the 5 Most popular Photo Galleries on my website:

WEEKLY PHOTO CHALLENGE – YEAR 4 (96932 VIEWS)

SELFIE PROJECT – 2017 (58566 VIEWS)

2007 – JULY-DECEMBER (30046 VIEWS)

2007 – JANUARY-JUNE (21923 VIEWS)

9 EMOTIONS PROJECT (21752 VIEWS)

The 5 Most Popular Blog Entries (BASED ON COMMENTS):

YOU CAN CALL IT A COMEBACK (15 COMMENTS).

YOU, YA JUST GET IN THAT HEAD SPACE, YA KNOW (15 COMMENTS)

WEEKLY PHOTO CHALLENGE – WEEK 76 – GOVERNMENT (14 COMMENTS)

I LOST MY NERVE (11 COMMENTS)

“THE WRONG GUY GOT ELECTED” (11 COMMENTS)

The 5 Most Popular Photos on my Website (BASED ON VIEWS):


Selfie Project - January 27
Alisa & I at Winter Jam – 9565 VIEWS

07-01-07
Ground Squirrel – 4349 VIEWS


Me and Naima – 2619 VIEWS

WEEK 61 - STILL LIFE - CHRISTOPHER D. BENNETT
Sidewalk Chalk – 1862 VIEWS

2017 Big 12 Tournament Championship
Jesse and I at the Pep Rally Before the Big Men’s Basketball Championship Game – 1800 VIEWS

There were 400 blog posts in 2017. Pretty sure that is a record.

In 2017, I got to see Beale Street, Mount Rushmore, The Civil Rights Museum, and the Badlands. All places I’ve wanted to see for years.

In 2017, I got see Iowa State win a Big 12 Championship in Men’s Basketball and win a bowl game and watch Iowa State beat the #5 team in the country.

In 2017, I got to be President of the Methodist Men, serve on the Administrative Council for my Church and go on a Mission Trip with the Youth Group to Saint Paul.

In 2017, I attended birthday parties, birthday dinners, 4 weddings (I think), and too many funerals. Even though, there weren’t many.

In 2017, I went on vacations to Minnesota, Kansas, South Dakota, and Tennessee.

In 2017, I established a new tradition of The Union Street Movie Theater Movie Night.

In 2017, I didn’t spend enough time with friends and family.

In 2017, I watched too much television and read too few books.

This brings me to my goals for 2017:

1. I’m gonna step my game up and get what’s coming to me. (My standard goal.)
2. I’m going to read at least 20 books in 2018.

I don’t have any new photo projects for 2018. I’m not continuing the Selfie Project. My Instagram account is going to go 100% black and white in 2018. I will finish the Photo Journal Project.

These are the things that I will do in 2018.

Tenderloin Appreciation Society – Webster City Field Work

On Saturday, the Tenderloin Appreciation Society hopped in one of Scottie D.’s many vehicles and headed north on 17 to Webster City. Home of the Grid Iron Grill and Sports Lounge. The current reigning Best Tenderloin in Iowa according to the Iowa Pork Producer’s Association.


Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Scott and Porter had their game faces on. Although Porter actually ordered chicken strips. He is still in training.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
They have one of those pin your location maps.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Boone! Represent!

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
They also have coloring contests.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
The official plaque!

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Our waittress delivering our tenderloins.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
The tenderloin.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Austin. About to become a man.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Scottie D.’s first bite.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Austin with a “tenderloin bomb”.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Austin makes it official.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Side view.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Are you taking the picture?

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
My first bite.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
The aftermath.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Christopher D. Bennett was here.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
His work done. He retired for the day.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
They have a mailbox for Santa.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
They’ve won some awards. Dilly dilly!

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
Their nightly specials.

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill

Tenderloining at Grid Iron Grill
The Tenderloin Appreciation Society

THE VERDICT

THE GOOD

  • The meat to bun ration was nearly dead on. Could have used a touch more meat, but awful close to the golden ratio.
  • A good thick cut of meat. Not one of those flat pork fritters masquerading as a tenderloin.
  • A light breading, which worried me, but the breading had a good flavor.
  • The bun was toasted.
  • It is a clean restaurant with good service.
  • They serve Pepsi products.

THE BAD

  • Red onions. Not a complete miss, but not the preferred tenderloin onion.
  • Kaiser bun. Seemed to distract from the tenderloin. But at least it wasn’t as terrible as a panini bun.
  • Standard tenderloin came with onion, pickles, lettuce, and tomato. The standard tenderloin SHOULD come with onion and pickles. You should put the mustard and ketchup on yourself.  Get rid of the lettuce and tomato.

THE UGLY

  • Sweet pickles. This was the biggest miss by far. Sweet pickles don’t belong on a tenderloin.
  • Very greasy.  I know. A tenderloin. But so greasy that the bottom bun was very soggy and made it a challenge to finish the sandwich and keep my glorious beard relatively clean. I’m not sure if this sogginess was a result of the kaiser bun OR because the tenderloin wasn’t properly drained after it was pulled from the fryer. My gut reaction is that it is a conglomeration of both.

THE FINAL WORD

The Grid Iron Grill serves a good, but not great tenderloin. I would gladly eat it again, but I would not pursue it. It is does not belong in the Pantheon with Nick’s or Cole’s or The Legal Limit (may she rest in peace), but it is certainly several notches above garbage tenderloins like you see at The Lucky Pig or Gramma’s Kitchen or Thunderhead Sports Bar & Grill.

Next Up

Sometime in January the Tenderloin Appreciation Society will be visiting the 2017 runner-up in Winterset. If you would like to apply for a spot on our next field work trip, you know how to contact me.

The Burned Bridge of Madison County

Hitting the back log again. These are images I took the day after some young hooligans set fire to the Cedar Bridge near Winterset.


Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

Cedar Bridge

I’m not really sure what possessed people to burn down this bridge. While I do agree that the efforts of Robert James Waller are an affront to literature, I’m not tempted to set any of these bridges on fire.

If Nicholas Sparks had written about these bridges, that is another story!

Lost in a Roman Wilderness of Pain

Here are some photos from the last 2 Iowa State football games I attended. Both ended in controversial defeats for Iowa State. The game against Oklahoma State, the bad call took the tying touchdown away from Iowa State, but I can understand why the bad call was made.

There were too many bad calls made in the Kansas State game to even talk about. At least these terrible calls didn’t keep Iowa State from going bowling!

These pictures taken with a point & shoot.


Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42

Oklahoma State 49 Iowa State 42
2 GOATS!


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


KANSAS STATE 20 IOWA STATE 19


Thanks to Nate for scoring Dae Hee and I free tickets to the Kansas State debacle!

A week from now me, Jesse, and Russell should be well on our way to Memphis for one last Cyclone football game! I’m already excited for next season!