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Roundball Oracles – Year 10

March Madness is once again upon us. That can mean only 1 thing! It is time for the Roundball Oracles to gather once again and make predictions about the outcome of the NCAA tournament.

I would actually like to start this by quoting the predictions I made about this year’s basketball season at the end of last year’s tournament:

I’m already excited for next years tournament. It is no secret that Iowa State is the rooting team of the grand majority of Oracles, with a few Hawkeye and Kansas fans sprinkled in to mix things up. Plus a few statistical anomalies, (like a UCLA fan) on top for garnish. I anticipate Iowa will actually join the tourney field again next year. Iowa State should have at least a fighting chance to get back to the dance as well. We lose a bunch, but some of the recruits coming in are heralded and I wouldn’t bet against Hoiberg going up against a Big 12 that I expect to be down next year. Plus don’t forget that Michigan will be getting a taste of Hilton Magic next year. 2013-14 should be another great season! Remember the name Monte Morris. I’m guessing you will know it very well next year.
Plus, Steve Alford will be choking at an entirely new school next year! What was UCLA thinking?

I will point out that at the time I wrote that, DeAndre Kane was not yet in the fold.

As always, basketball knowledge is not a prerequisite to participating. Every year when I look at the standings, I think basketball knowledge is actually a hindrance in this competition.

A few things to know that if you want to sign up this year and take a shot at putting your name on the list of the immortals:

1. You do not have to wager any money. The only thing you have to put on the line is pride. And as C.S. Lewis would tell you, pride is the greatest sin.
2. This competition is open to all ages (as long as they can make their own decisions), genders, and fan bases. Unfortunately more than a few of these titles have went home with Hawk fans.
3. There is a trophy for the winner. In fact, this year there might even be a traveling trophy that will go home with the winner for a calendar year. If said traveling trophy does come into existence, it will not be a bust of Kobe Bryant. The Roundball Oracles does not endorse ball-hoggery and low basketball IQs or mediocrity.

Here is a look at last year’s final standings:

Place Competitor Score Correct Champion Last Year
1. William McAlpine 266 39 Louisville 6th
2. Jason Stensland 253 39 Louisville 8th
3. Jesse Howard 251 40 Louisville 10th
4. Shawn Lockner 247 39 Michigan 21st
5. Jon DeWaard 242 38 Louisville 11th
6. Angie DeWaard 236 36 Louisville 4th
7. Corey Faust 234 38 Indiana 2nd
8. Mark Wolfram 231 36 Indiana 7th
9. Jordan Toot 218 36 Louisville 28th
10. Robert Henning 208 36 Indiana 5th
11. Frank Meiners 206 37 Gonzaga DNP
11. Logan Kahler 206 38 Kansas DNP
13. Sean Clubine 201 37 Miami DNP
14. Derrick Gorshe 200 32 Louisville 12th
15. William Wentworth 199 36 Kansas 15th
16. Jackson Faust 197 35 Gonzaga 14th
17. Toby Sebring 193 34 Kansas 26th
18. Brandon Kahler 189 34 Syracuse 27th
19. Carrie Baier 188 34 Michigan State 20th
20. Jen Ensley-Gorshe 178 34 Indiana 18th
21. Elizabeth Nordeen 176 32 Iowa State DNP
22. Tim Peterson 174 33 Miami 16th
23. Dawn Krause 173 33 Duke 9th
24. Jason Baier 171 33 Miami 3rd
24. Russell Kennerly 171 33 Indiana 22nd
26. Michelle Haupt 170 32 Ohio State DNP
27. Becky Perkovich 166 32 Ohio State 29th
28. Andree Jauhari 165 32 Kansas DNP
29. JJ Baier 163 30 Ohio State DNP
29. Nader Parsaei 163 32 UCLA 13th
31. Michael Augustin 157 32 Indiana 19th
32. Ben Baier 156 26 Butler DNP
33. Your Humble Narrator 139 28 Miami 25th
34. Will Baier 121 14 La Salle DNP


And of course, a look at the honor roll of immortals that have claimed the championship in years past:

Roundball Oracles Champions

  • 2013 – William McAlpine
  • 2012 – Lowell Davis
  • 2011 – Carrie Baier
  • 2010 – Mark Wolfram
  • 2009 – Mark Wolfram
  • 2008 – Mark Wolfram
  • 2007 – Tim Peterson
  • 2006 – William McAlpine
  • 2005 – William McAlpine

Sold yet?

You are? Just write me and let me know that you want in (I’m a fairly easy person to contact) and I’ll send you out all the information that you will need to participate with all due haste!

The deadline for entering your bracket is the tip-off of the first game on Thursday morning. So if you suffer from being a Hawkeye fan, you’ll will know whether or not your team made the real tournament by then. Not sure why you would care, but to each their own.

Good luck to all the oracles and GO STATE!!!

Merry Christmas! Even to You, Traitorous Dog!

I don’t publish the pictures of families I do for Christmas cards before Christmas because I don’t want to ruin the surprise of anybody that may be getting a Christmas card.

But today is Christmas, so I am going to release one picture, with a little bit of back story.

I normally do all of my studio photographic work in the small studio that I have cobbled together in the basement, but that studio is currently in disarray due to a basement shuffling project I have been working on for at least 8 months.

Because of that, I transformed by dining room into a makeshift studio to take a picture of the Gorshes.

One of the benefits of having the studio in the basement is that Naima is afraid of the basement. She stays out of the way.

But, I wasn’t overly concerned about her getting in the way because she isn’t overly fond of having her picture taken.

But, when the Gorshes were all set up for their pictures, Naima ran into the picture and posed herself.


I will just repeat, Naima posed herself in this picture. Nobody urged her to be in the picture. Nobody told her to sit in a certain spot. Nobody told her to smile and look at the camera. She did all of this herself. It should also be noted that she fought like crazy to not be removed from the photo.

The good news is that I can now rent out an adorable golden retriever to any family that needs an adorable golden retriever for their family photo.

365 Day Photo Challenge: 162-168

If my calculations are correct, this is 24 weeks in the book!

A reminder that all photos are taken by and edited with my phone.


Day 162: This is the Weather Today
Day 162: This is the Weather Today

Day 163: R is For...
Day 163: R is For…

Day 164: Green
Day 164: Green

Day 165: Joy Is...
Day 165: Joy Is…

Day 166: Composition
Day 166: Composition

Day 167: Drink
Day 167: Drink

Day 168: Lights
Day 168: Lights

A reminder that all themes come from Fat Mum Slim. The next seven themes:

Day 169: Makes You Feel Merry
Day 170: Tree
Day 171: Big
Day 172: ‘Tis the Season To
Day 173: I’m Listening To
Day 174: On the Door
Day 175: Sparkly

365 Day Photo Challenge: 85-91

I like this collection way more than last week’s collection. It might just be that I photographed more things that I like this week though.

As always, all photos were taken and edited with my phone.


Day 85: From My Childhood
Day 85: From My Childhood

Day 86: Space
Day 86: Space

Day 87: H is For...
Day 87: H is For…

Day 88: Curve
Day 88: Curve

Day 89: WTF?
Day 89: WTF?

Day 90: 10 O'Clock
Day 90: 10 O’Clock

Day 91: Gold
Day 91: Gold

I hope I enjoy this week’s images as much as last week’s images.

The next 7 themes:

Day 92: Found
Day 93: Something Colorful
Day 94: Light
Day 95: You Today
Day 96: In Motion
Day 97: Afternoon
Day 98: 8 O’Clock

The themes for October:

1. Something Colorful
2. Light
3. You Today
4. In Motion
5. Afternoon
6. 8 O’Clock
7. What You Saw Today
8. Corner
9. Pink
10. Hands
11. M is For…
12. Below
13. Watching
14. Favorite Spice
15. Secret
16. Leafy
17. First World Problem
18. Still
19. A Good Day
20. Open
21. Then and Now
22. Change
23. Your Mood Today
24. Dork
25. Welcome
26. Depth of Field
27. Peaceful
28. Just for You
29. Hair
30. Wet
31. Treat

365 Day Photo Challenge: 50-56

Week 8 is in the book. A reminder that all pictures are taken and edited with my phone, frequently on bike rides.


Day 50: Lost
Day 50: Lost

Day 51: Stairs
Day 51: Stairs

Day 52: Slow
Day 52: Slow

Day 53: A Room
Day 53: A Room

Day 54: Yellow
Day 54: Yellow

Day 55: In the Background
Day 55: In the Background

Day 56: Culture
Day 56: Culture

The Next 7 Themes:

Day 57: Entrance
Day 58: 10 Minutes from Home
Day 59: Corridor
Day 60: Lucky
Day 61:Cluttered
Day 62: Dangerous
Day 63: Together

The themes for September:

1. Together
2. My Name Begins With…
3. Lines
4. Alone
5. Here Forever
6. Getting Ready
7. White
8. Made By Me
9. On the Wall
10. Sweet
11. What You Did Today
12. Shadow
13. Unexpected
14. Liquid
15. Season
16. Frame
17. In Front of Me
18. Vintage
19. What is This?
20. In the Morning
21. Rule of Thirds
22. Made Me Smile
23. From My Childhood
24. Space
25. H is For…
26. Curve
27. WTF?
28. 10 O’Clock
29. Gold
30. Found

Post No. 1718

Now that I am officially caught back up with my blogging, I’d like to do a little bit of general house cleaning and look at some completely meaningless statistics.

First of all and most importantly, the Gallery/Store has experienced a complete redesign. It could still be classified as a work in progress, but you should go check it out anyway:

Photography 139 Gallery/Store

I’m not completely in love with the way you navigate around the store/gallery, but it looks a million times better. Any feedback is appreciated.

On these periodic check ins, I like to look at and acknowledge the people that have appeared in this blog AKA An Artist’s Notebook the most since its inception all those years ago.

Top Ten People to Appear in these Pages:

1. Jesse Howard – 224
2. Jay Janson – 199
3. Teresa Kahler – 185
4. Derrick Gorshe – 184
5. Shannon Bardole – 173
6. Jen Gorshe – 170
7. Dad – 163
8. Carla Stensland – 148
9. Mom – 147
10. Willy – 144

At these times, I also like to look at the most popular pictures in the store. I can’t claim to know 100% how these are determined, but I think it has something to do with pictures that get the “Thumbs Up”.


25 Most Popular Photos of Photography 139

25. Open Mic Night


24. Young Heroes Banquet

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23. The Girl in the Blue Skirt Beta


22. Katelyn Augustin


21. Evie Gorshe – 18 Months


20. Maddux Davis – 6 Months


19. Huxley Father-Daughter Dance


18. Young Heroes Banquet


17. Barn Between Boone and Ames


16. Evie Gorshe – 18 Months


15. Me and my Mom in Colorado


14. Jeff and his Best Man


13. Alice DeWaard – 9 Months


12. Alice DeWaard – 9 Months


11. Evie Gorshe


10. 2011 Kansas City Youth Group Mission Trip Group Photo


9. Becky Perkovich – 2011


8. Maddux Davis – 6 Months


7. The Living Legend – Instagram


6. Me and Joe’s Coupe


5. Jill Gorshe – Must Be Truth


4. Frog


3. Evie Gorshe

Day 21 - Hole
2. 365 Day Project Day 21 – Hole


1. McHose Park Frog

Hopefully will check back in on these numbers around Post 1800.